For Chico and his wife Tatiana, who recently applied for jobs as school janitor and lunch lady, respectively. A tribute from the Simpsons:

Groundskeeper Willy (with heavy Scottish accent): "Lunch lady Doris, do you have any grease?"

Doris: "Yes. Yes we do."

Willy (ripping open his shirt): "Then grease me up woman!"

(Willy was trying to slide through the school's ventilation ducts, to get a stray animal out. He said, "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!")